It has come to my attention that the producers of the movie, Sideways, are secretly Columbian drug lords. I can come up with no other explanation. They must have handed out small viles of cocaine to all the academy award panel judges along with a copy of their movie. There simply is no other way that anyone could say that movie was worthy of one single thing.

I watch these award shows each year and when alllll the awards and praise were going out to this movie Sideways and its participants, I thought, "hmmm, perhaps this might be a good movie, I should watch it." Now, I finally did last night as I borrowed it from my mother.

I kept waiting for it to get better. But then it ended. It did have its moments, when I thought maybe it was about to improve, I think 2 of them. But it certainly was nothing to get excited or moved or inspired or happy or motivated about. The only thing I can say about this movie is that it was a correct depiction of how weak the moral fiber of most individuals. But I can see that by leaving my home or turning on the news so-

-Yet another ding in my hope for humanity, thank you.