I have to go to work today. Its saturday. Why and how do I get myself into this sort of thing?

I am supposed to go look at a new vehical today. A Jimmy. Hey, anything will do in my book. My escort is falling apart. The dash lights dont work anymore. I wonder if that would get me out of a speeding ticket. Its dark when I leave for work.

I have only ever had one ticket. I was 16. I drove a cadilac cimeron. Shitty car. It was after school one day.

You see I hate, absolutly hate palstic deer in people's yards. So, I drove up on this random house's lawn and ran over their deer. I tore up their grass a bit too. Unfortunatly, it was high school, thus I was high, and I did this in broad daylight.

Not one but two police officers pulled me over. I recieved a ticket for malicious driving with intent to do property damage.

I had to buy them new deer and I had my liscense suspended for a bit. Then I had probation for a year. I would do it again though- but this time at night.

Question: How many tickets have you gotten. Any good stories about them?