I think that there should be some translucent number floating above your head when you are at a club or bar. The number would change as you drank. If you were sober then you would have a 0 above your head...tipsy a 1 - so on and so on- and drunk out of your mind about to pass out would be a 10. Now these numbers should be visible from as far away as people can hear you. That way prior to telling someone they have a nice ass you can check their number as see if they are going to get mad or stick it out and slap it.

I cant stand sober people when I am drunk - they are so damn tight. For example...this feller walked near our table and my one friend told me that he thought he was hot. So I grabbed him and told him. Yes I was wasted. Well, he clearly had just gotten there and should have had a big 0 above his head because he got angry, muttered some nonsense and walked away. Hmp!

Anyhow, or maybe they could just have about three clubs right in a row - all connected. And you start in one- then as you get tipsy you can go to the door of the next one and they give you a breathalizer to see if you are drunk enough. SO then you go in there and drink some more...next club ect ect...that way we could keep the sober people away from the drunk ones. Oh and there shouldnt be a dance floor in the first one cuz nobody dances until they have a few drinks in them anyhoo. Now we will have to make passes up for folks that like to dance but not drink- and designated drivers- now their pass will need to be visible to us drunk folk. silly rabbits- danceing with out alcohol...crazy. anyhoow- I should do something productive. Good byye.