Ive got fake nails on again. I tried - I really did. Jello and horse hoove crap on my nails... nada. Just cant make them grow. So...

I have this fucking amazeing idea. Ok, buy some cheap hangable smaller picture frames. Then put pictures in them. Then take glass glue and attach a small betta fish bowl to the front- then hang several of them in a pattern on your wall.... coool idea huh. Ya, I should be something. anyhoo

Ok so did you know that a 1989 study by Kellerman Lewis and Laird found that two opposite-sex strangers, asked to gaze into each others eyes for several minutes, would produce hormones simular to passionate love in that time. So... I guess I should start stareing at people more.

Ugg im sleepy- 70 hours last week... my calf at one point pushing this huge person up the ramp... I swear it nearly blew out- on the FRONT. ive never had a charlie horse on the front of my calf. It was weird and now its all knotty. Knotty...hehehehe... naughty naughty naughty....