Ya so, the people (except p00h) at work make me feel as if I am at the zoo. But instead of monkeys and kangaroos, we have idiots. I watch them and find thier activities commical.

I good example of this, is the newer feller on day shift with us. I call him Meathead. The reason I do this is because of what he looks like and acts like. He brings 5lb jugs of protien powder to work for lunch. And he clearly thinks this makes him look cool- or wouldnt you just dump some in a plastic baggy for the day? I dont know, maybe he is allergic to plastic baggies.

Anyhoo, he looks just like you would picture someone I have nicknamed Meathead to look. He only moves from the waste down when he walks and I often look at him and wonder just how he manages to wipe his ass when he shits. But anyhow, what I am getting at is that he is an idiot as well. I know, you already figured that out but I thought it important to mention.

So, we, Speedbump, Squirrelmeat, Meathead, Bitchhoar and I are all sitting around the luncheon table today. Meathead tells Squirrelmeat that he watched the movie Snatch last night. He then asks everyone around the table if they have seen it. Now, even though it is one of my favorite movies, I try very hard not to speak about anything other than the weather with idiots. So, I just dont look up from my lunch. Squirrelmeat asks Meathead what the movie is about. Meathead says, "Oh, people in England and shit. It was good. It was alot like the Full Monty."

OK ..

A) if it was so good, why can you not form any sort of an intelligent synopsis of it ( oh wait - because you are an IDIOT) ....

2) WHAT, aside from some simular accents- and uh... oh ya, there are people in it, and a couple cars I guess, oh, it might rain once in each - cant remember for certain- uh, cant really say the two films are at all alike-

and C) what a fuckstick

Oh if it were not for their entertainment value I would kill more idiots.

Every day is a morron freak show, rolling through my world.

Here is a fun little test - and ya, I got one wrong- hey- its got to happen once in awhile!

And I love you!