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Russian Plot

I want to talk to you all about water and sleep.

Don't you find it just a wee bit coincidental that they say you need 8 hours of sleep and 8 glasses of water a day. And don't forget- that's 8 oz glasses of water!

Something's going on with this.

I believe it to be an outdated Russian plot. It was implemented during the cold war and just never went away.

You see, a Russian mole wiggled their way into the Food and Drug administration. He or she put out these ridiculous ideals with the hope of undermineing America's productivity.

Don't you see... we spend all our time sleeping and pissing.

It was a very good idea. But i'm not playin' that game anymore!

hak-pthuy -spits out side of mouth in defiance...but most of it gets stuck on chin-

Damn it! So much for my grand soap box abdication.


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Mar. 08, 2004






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