WARNING! girly entry

So I am on the i'm gonna be nicer to myself kick again.

I bought water and a bottle of every vitamin there was at Wally World. I got all kinds of fruits and veggies. Face sauves and creams, nail growin kits and lip saveing shit.

Teeth whiteners and hair muds.

Ya, in a week...maybe two.... I will look like a million bucks. Or at least hopefully the $85.29 I spent.

In reality, I will start off good. However, I am my lazy ass. So... these items will pile up with all the other miricle this's and that's.

I don't know. Maybe this time I will keep up the facade. It's just that living with the same man for 12 years lends its self to sweats and baseball caps. Sometimes I feel so blah. I know that's no excuse. But Derek would'nt notice if I shaved my eyebrows off and tattooed my forehead.

Speaking of which...I have been thinking that if I did'nt have to work for a living I would so get cat prints tattooed from my ear, up the side of my face and halfway across my forehead. Just a thought.