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Mr. Toilet -RIP

I have something to tell you.

Lets wait for everyone else. Ok...

I think you should be sitting down.

Mr Toilet is dead. He has been murdered. Premeditative- 1st degree murdered.

All the authorities have been able to tell me is that the assailent was most likely a cat. A small naughty cat.

They say he didnt suffer long...excuse me....ok...its ..its just difficult to relive.

I heard a noise from the bathroom around 1am last night. I ran in to find Mr. Toilet's beloved home smashed into the sink. Water and gravel everywhere. I looked high and low for him. The drain, the floor..the garbage can.

His body was found under the kitchen table this afternoon by the dog sniffing team that was brought in.

Such a pointless crime. Rest in peace Mr. Toilet. You were the best betta a gal could have. I have to go now.....


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12.02.04






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