I have avoided the Ebay thing all of its evil existance - knowing the very shallow depths of my will power. However, last week I lost my grasp of reality and told myself I would just "look"-

Many days later I realized that my every action in life was revolveing around Ebay. - go to lunch- um....no I have an auction ending in 18 min and 43 sec. Bathroom break you say- nope - gotta make sure I dont get out bid on this light up paper weight. Sleep- hmp- not even an option.

Oh but you should of seen me! Selling- buying...trafficing in the unwanted! Such a glorious and unrelenting diva of bargin hunting- bid dropping has never been seen.

And then, well, time to pay up came and I was tapped. No more fun for me. Plus I am in serious trouble with he whom I share an account with. He wasnt too happy - even when I explained what a lovely addition to our home the pirate swords, snake-skin guitar and bamboo bowls would be. He did not understand even when I explained that I NEEDED the copper Buddhist jewelry box - couldnt be WITHOUT the 14 peruvian flutes. These excuses did not fly and my Ebay has been taken away.

Its just as well....I have no control. Especially those ones that say like 20 seconds left- I dont even care what it is- I bid on it.

Anyhow, I'm done- for now - whaa ha ha ha ha -