This feller that lives in my house - with whom I have sex and share a toaster - says that he thinks if he tried hard enough he could levitate. I dont belive him.

Last month he decided he could bend a quarter in half and went around for weeks flexing his fingers with these little clamps he procured from work. By months end he could only bend a bottle cap in half. So he gave up.

This leads me to believe that this newest endevor will fail. At least he is off the can thing.

For a time he refused to eat anything that didnt come packaged in a can. The only reason I could ever get out of him was that they were very stackable.

Its times like these that I question the choices in my life.