Its Sunday and my halloween weekend is officially over. Friday jen and i went out to the club all dressed up for the holiiday. i was the old 'i cant think of anything else so i will be a vampire again' and jen was a sexy robin hood.

So at one point in the night jen decides to break out her plastic bow and suction arrow that it came with. so..mind you we learned that projectiles and alcohol do in fact NOT mix well. She pulled this little bow back with all drunken intent of shooting our friend Mia who was mind you a good 50 ft away...well...she missed of corse and hit a rather large and somewhat angry looking female of the darker persuasion. now I dont like to be steriotypical here but generaly i try NOt to piss off this particular gender of this particular race. Luckily for us jen is lightly toasted herslef as she says and thus things worked themselves out all right.

Then Mia who we only know from the club began to fall over. She was wasted. So we decided to be nice and get her home. Problem was we didnt know where she lived and she passed out completely by the time we got to the car. Good thing asian gals are so small or we would have had a difficult time in our condition carrying her. So we get in the car and are like...well...what do we do with her???? Im drunk and say "i'll take her home with me!!!" so anyhow we get her in the door and get her on my couch...keep in mind I know nothing about this chic and i just met her two fridays ago and know her name and ....ya thats it. SO jen leaves to go sleep at her new place and I go to bed. I just get to sleep and i hear this thump...then I hear very loudly- "where dis- hello- where dis--hello--where dis--hello- well Derek wakes up too and he is more then a bit surprized to find this small asian woman crumpeled up on the floor talking to my turtle.

so we get her up and got some water in her and sat there for awhile then we got out of her where she lives and took her home. it was verry strange.