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Winter is man made

I dont believe in winter. I live in Minnesota and it is just horrible here. Its cold and wet and nasty.

I have this therory that winter is a relativly new thing. How and why did settlers settle here if there was winter. I mean they didnt even have the heated homes and cars and Columbia jackets. Ok so lets say they came here in the spring summer or fall time and thought "oh what a lovely place I think I will live here" ya ...till the first winter came with 40 below windchills and ice everywhere...then why wouldnt you pack your shit up and get the hell out of here.

But it did get settled...and so did all of the other cold places on this planet.

This leads me to believe that there could not have been winter. I think that perhaps the clothing and tire and shoe and coal and gas companies thought up this idea to make more money. They all got together and developed an air born chemical that would basically block out more of the sun, put percipitation in the air for snow and then lower the temperature. The problem was though that because of the rotation of the earth the chemical mostly settled at the poles and that is why there is no winter around the middle. Also, the chemical had a hypnotic effect on the world population that made them believe there had always been winter.

Now people have to buy winter clothes and summer clothes. Snow tires and regular, Boots and sandles. They doubled our basic goods consumption. Then of corse the obvious benefactors being the fuel companies.

This is the only way I can rationalize people on horses and in mud houses living here in the winter.


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26.09.03






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